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Propaganda : Goto Hell

Time for another “could have been done better” poster on Software Engineering Practices Propaganda, brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Code Nazis.

This poster warns the corner cutting code minions about the dangers of using “goto”. Remember kids, if you use goto in your code, you will die a horrible and painful (albeit spectacular) death… which really will be the least of your problems. If you use ‘goto’ you’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. The level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

I used the font from the famous ‘got milk?’ campaign for some iconic effect and the blood splatter for the gruesome death part.

Goto Hell

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