improbability drive

Since this Valentines day is again going to be sucky as usual, I have a lot of time to reflect on stuff. So I took the opportunity to reflect on past relationships (or non-relationships, depending on who you ask,) and see if I can make any sense out of them.

I went ahead an analyzed all “those” conversations to get some good insight.  After removing the usual noise words (“love”, “school”), proper nouns (“Satyam”, “Summer Glau”, “Orlando Bloom”), words that sounded too dirty without context (“nibbler”), words that did not sound dirty enough (“yes”) and words that could torpedo my bid for Senate, I got this word cloud:

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Pretty much says it all, doesnt it. Have fun buying overpriced stuff.